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Mga Linya de Leche

Riding a jeepney going home, I heard a man say this to someone:
“Mag-ingat ka ah. Baka mabangga ka sana…”

A line my parents often use to jokingly snap back at someone:
“Ano ako? Tanga…ka?”

Just last week, as I was waiting for a jeepney, I overheard a mother cheerfully chatting with a rather effeminate boy (whom I suspected is her son). She said:
“…chickboy yun. Sa araw chicks, sa gabi boy…”

Yesterday being the first day of my younger brother in his new school, my mother asked him whether he got cold while inside their airconditioned classroom. He replied something to this effect:
“Hindi naman ako nilamig, tumaas lang yung mga balahibo ko.”

Yesterday I asked my seatmate to explain how to graph the parabola. (she is really cute and small by the way and can easily mistaken for a freshie )

“WAG MO AKONG TANUNGIN DYAN 2001 PA AKO NAG MATH 17 kahit na take TWO pa yun!”

During laboratory in biology many years ago, the instructor reminded us about the procedure in doing the experiment.

“Class i-psych niyo na sarili niyo ha, pagmagbloblow sa test tube blow lang ng blow.. blow blow blow wag niyong i-suck, then one student commented you heard sir we should blow with might”

Super Cute Vid: “he wiw com’out an’ im gonna kick his ask”

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Of course, I don’t believe this.

(Paki- check nga ‘to Luisa. Does the test use sufficient questions and data?)

This is just a game of course. So I post it here for others to have a try at “rating” their lives. Haha.

Jinggoy and Raul on Raul’s competency

I find the following lines really cute. Hehe.

“I am happy that finally they have recognized

I am competent for the job.”

– raul gonzalez on his confirmation as appointed justice secretary

Jose “Jinggoy” Estrada also told the CA committee

he was giving his “yes” vote to Gonzalez’s confirmation

because the justice secretary should be

able “to enjoy his last days on earth.”

– on raul gonzalez’s appointment as department of justice secretary

source

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view/20080604-140747/Its-a-recognition-Im-competent-for-the-job—-Gonzalez